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[Bill gate's dark secret.]

Meh

Not funny.

[KILLER KAZUKI]

Ghnnn....

Well, you see, the story was as unoriginal as it gets. It totaly blew. But the fighting in the end with Mr.Evil was awsome... Until the carrot head turned into a demon. That sucked massive dong tool.

[Punch'd (2004)]

Boooooriiiiing

First of all the jokes were too slow. You could've made it funny. But it sure wasn't. And that 12 year old screechy voice hurts my ears. Fucking painful to watch.

eddsworld responds:

12 year old???

[Legendary Tales 1-4]

Meh

The only thing funny was that Metal Gear Solid spoof. And that was damn funny! The rest sucked hobo.

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Great everything

But not the Lara craft action star über chick that can kill everything and never gets even a scratch even though she ran right into a damn light post and what it seemed like hitting her head into the steering wheel. The big boobs, the über stormfuhrer precision... Argh.

[Faust - Episode 0 (Prev)]

Well....

Madness series/Hellsing wannabe. Face it. The sunglasses, the large silver gun with writing on it, it's so much Hellsing that it's not even a good rip off.

[stupid school 1]

Sucked

That sucked. The music loop was irritating. Do something about that in the next anim. And how the hell could this take "a really long time". You dont need to do any researching bout how two landplates create an earthquake. Sheesh.

[CR intro ep1]

That was rather good

All you need to improve is the blood effects.

[Shorts Volume 1]

That sucked BALLS

The humor SUCKED. Nothing in there was funny. Every joke you made was alraedy used 100 times by other animators or just plainly stupid (In the most negative way possible). Try to be more original. And get yourself some better blood effects.

Nextrol responds:

You haven't a clue how hard flash is...

[Mr. Happy Face]

That kinda sucked

The only thing good with this movie was the voice acting. And try to come up with something better than "Mmm slippery organs Mmm". Try more "Oh, the warm intestrials of your yet functional body covers my happy smile!"... Ok, that sucked.. But.. Just.. Try.

"The knife enters your warm body with ease"
"Your soft skin can not protect itself against the cold steel of my knife" ... ARGH. I used to be good at this stuff